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Goldeen

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Hey Everyone,
I was playing Pokemon Go with my kids today and began channeling my inner Dolly Parton ...
Take it away Dolly!


Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I'm begging of you, sit still Pokemon
Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I wanna catch you just before you're gone

Your beauty is beyond compare
The golden scales that you wear
With ivory horn and eyes of blue, not green

You spurt water like a fresh spring
If you were mine then I would sing
But I cannot capture you, Goldeen

I talk about you in my sleep
I need to catch ten more to keep
Then I'll evolve a Seaking from Goldeen

And I can easily understand
You'd prefer freedom in the land
Than being traded for candy of Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I'm begging of you, sit still Pokemon
Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I wanna catch you just before you're gone

If you puff away again
I will hunt you down and then
Add you to my Poke deck, Goldeen

If I give you a raspberry
And flick a great ball, stay with me
Then please do not escape again, Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I'm begging of you, sit still Pokemon
Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen
I wanna catch you just before you're gone


Does anyone else break into random song and change the lyrics?
Does anyone else play Pokemon Go more than their kids?

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Amanda Cp
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12 September 2016 at 18:44 delete

Very good! May sing that myself next time I see goldeen. ;-)
Amanda.

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12 September 2016 at 19:16 delete

I'm glad someone else gets my weird sense of humour 😂

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Sky White
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3 October 2016 at 05:39 delete

I absolutely love this! It's hilarious, I am always bursting into song and changing the lyrics, it's something me and my mum do all of the time, I kind of thought we were the only ones with a weird enough sense of humor to do that. Good to know that we aren't the only ones. This one is really well done to. Cheers, Sky

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3 October 2016 at 14:42 delete

Thanks Sky. I'm glad to know I have some kindred spirits out there.

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